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• Fellow LA Badgers, Babcock Hall ice cream sold in the freezer case at Oaks Gourmet on corner of Bronson and Franklin. You're welcome.
• In what might be my last pregnant standupping, I will be doing the sold-out @comedybangbang tonight at 8:30pm at UCB. Stand by available!
• Today, I am six months pregnant. Could somebody please bring me potato chips, french onion dip and a frozen Coke?
• @hairsliver I'm calling 911.
• All my daughter has to do next year on Mom's Day is not kick the shit outta my insides & it will be an improvement.Way to set low standards!