c0rn d0g productions

Please stop emphatically telling me that I have to renew two domains with your emails and your red announcements all over your site. My domains are on auto-renew. And even though I know this, your emails and flashing lights make me think, wait a second, maybe I don’t have these two domains on auto-renew and maybe I AM GOING TO LOSE MY LIFE’S BLOOD BECAUSE OF LAZINESS AND IGNORZINESS AND IKNOWWHATIMDOINGSOGETOFFMYBACKZINESS. But then I check and, of course, I do have them on auto-renew. Of course! And I realize you’re just trying to squeeze some more money out of me like you do with your tactics of hyper-upselling through any purchase process. I give you enough of my money with all my domain registrations, domain hosting and recommending you to others. Can’t you just leave me alone now? I know what I’m doing.

xxoo Michelle

1. dear austrianairlines.com,
2. dear careerbuilder.com,
3. dear huffington post,
4. dear adobe updater,
5. do what i want you to do #2: more like spammates